7 Ways To Tell If You Are A Basic East Texas B****

The other day, I was on Twitter and saw a tweet that was talking smack about basic b**ches.

They mentioned Basic B's like:

Wearing Uggs
Drinking Starbucks Coffee
Liking anything colored Rose Gold

Liking Rose Gold? Hey, now, I resent that! I love LOVE the color Rose Gold.

Am I a basic b-word?! I think not!

There are several things I've seen people do that in my opinion qualifies you as a basic East TX B! It doesn't matter your gender identity, if you do any of the following seven things, you'se basic in my book! That's okay though, I am an honorary Texan and I know the drill--don't mess with Texas!

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