Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Birth Certificate Proves Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Really Did Name Their Baby North West [PHOTO]
Last night we passed along reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their brand new baby North, and now we have the birth certificate to prove it.
Sorry, baby North West, sounds like you're legally bound to this name until you can emancipate yourself.
Drake Worries His Spat With Chris Brown ‘Could End Really Badly’
Drake (aka "that guy Amanda Bynes sometimes wants to murder her lady parts") is ready to settle his ongoing feud with Chris Brown. Even if he's not optimistic it'll ever happen.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Probably Won’t Get as Much as They Want for Baby Photos
Now that the prodigal Kardashian princess has arrived as a result of the union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, momager Kris Jenner can rest easy that the new bundle of joy will bring the family a hefty payday.
Just not quite as much as she once might have.
Halle Berry + Olivier Martinez Are Having a Boy
It's official: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez will be having a bouncing baby boy. Minus the bouncing, we assume.
Judge Calls for Investigation Into Paris Jackson’s Guardianship After Suicide Attempt
Paris Jackson's suicide attempt drew a lot of media attention, but it also drew the watchful eye of the judge who granted grandmother Katherine Jackson guardianship of Michael's kids.
Miguel Was Supposedly Told Not to Jump Over the Billboard Awards Crowd – But He Did It Anyway
It was the thump heard round the world: While performing at the Billboard Awards, singer Miguel jumped over the crowd, only to kick someone's head when he landed -- someone who may now have brain damage.
Now word is leaking that Miguel was ordered by show organizers not to attempt that jump in the first place.
Michael Jackson’s Nephew Taj Defends Him Against Wade Robson’s Molestation Accusations
Wade Robson posthumously accused Michael Jackson of molesting him as a child last week, something that MJ's nephew, Taj Jackson -- son of Tito Jackson -- says he knows is false. Specifically because his uncle comforted him after he was molested by another family member.
(We'd ask what the hell is wrong with this family, but it's a question for the ages.)
Chris Brown’s Private Jet Forced to Make an Emergency Landing After Filling With Smoke
On Monday night, Chris Brown was headed to the 2013 Met Gala aboard a private jet when it was forced to make an emergency landing shortly after takeoff because the cockpit filled with smoke.
(Since Rihanna and Brown are currently on the outs, we've ruled out that it was just RiRi lighting up a fattie.)
Nicki Minaj Poses With J. Lo at the Met Gala, Apparently Just to Piss Off Mariah Carey [PHOTO]
Nicki Minaj keeps poking at the sore spot that is fellow 'American Idol' panelist Mariah Carey, this time by posing with rumored replacement judge Jennifer Lopez at last night's Met Gala.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Ask Friends to Swap Baby Presents for Charitable Donations
You are traveling through another dimension ... a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind. A journey into a wondrous land in which Kim Kardashian and Kanye West don't want free stuff.
Halle Berry + Her Baby Bump Went to ‘The Call’ Movie Premiere [PHOTOS]
Newly pregnant actress Halle Berry swathed her surprise baby bump in style in Rio de Janeiro yesterday for the premiere of her movie 'The Call.'
This marks the fetus' first official coming-out party, so smoke your cigars. Just, uh, not near any future babies. (This isn't 'Mad Men,' people.)
Jay-Z Is Buying Beyonce Her Own Island Because He’s Jay-Z and He Can Do That
After returning from their romantic anniversary vacay in Cuba (which had everyone up in arms), seems Jay-Z now has plans to buy wife Beyonce her own island.
Because when you're Jay-Z and have a $227,000 American Express balance, picking up some flowers at the gas station last-minute just isn't going to cut it.