Hey everybody. My real name is Wes. My fake radio name is Nessman. I'm a lifelong radio guy and more importantly a guy who just loves being around music. I've written over 8700 articles, and if I've ever offended you, I'm sorry, I had to write over 8,700 articles. I love comedy and getting up when everyone else is still asleep. I'm also the co-owner of Halloween attractions in Lubbock and Austin (haunted theme parks). I believe strongly in blood donation and in helping animals. I used to keep fish and I was a co-owner of the Freaky Tiki Tavern. I still lift weights daily and love to cook. I am also an ordained minister and I am officially a Count. Some people think it's weird but I eat Ramen every day. I've met and was able to interview more than my fair share of people you've heard on the radio. More than anything I want you to know that I've done a pretty good job of beating depression and you can too. You're always welcome to email me at: email@example.com
Did You Know That Texas Has Many Gates To Hell?
It's amazing how many places are called "Hell's Gates" around the Lone Star State.
You Haven’t Heard The Worst About The Giant, Poisonous Worms Invading Texas
There a giant secondary problem with the giant, poisonous worms invading Texas.
Sorry Cowboy, But You Can’t Sell Your Eye In Texas
You can't sell your body parts in Texas, so much for freedom.
This Is Not A Drill. Giant Poisonous Worms Have Been Spotted In Texas!
Why is everyone not freaking out over these giant worms?
Some Of The Least Attractive Women In Texas Are Very Close To Us
Texas had two cities chart in a "least attractive" survey.
These Five Are The Most Texas Things Ever
I have five super-selections for you sure to ramp up your Texas pride
I Know You Love Texas, But Do You Love Texas, This Much?
You can be surrounded by the Lone Star State every time you go to the bathroom.
The Ten Greatest Comedians From The State Of Texas
The Lone Star State sure has produced some funny folks. I thought about ranking these ten comedians, and I just can't do it. Some are known for very different things, and one is actually credited for changing the face of comedy. First off, why ten? Wel...
Here’s How To Figure Out If You’re A Real Texan Or Not
Let's look at what people think it takes to be a real Texan.
How Much Beef Could You Eat If We Had To Eat All The Cattle In Texas?
This exercise in consumption is a neat way to illustrate how much cattle we have in Texas
The Original Texas Lone Star Flag Was Very Different (And Still Cool)
I would be lying if I didn't say that I like it more.
If You Survived This Childhood Toy You Are Officially Indestructable
We were really tough kids, but not tough enough for one toy our parents actually bought us.