While we hate to admit it, there are some stupid criminals here in Texas. They can be found anywhere; it doesn’t make sense that someone would do something that would put their freedoms in jeopardy.  

Crime happens everywhere and there are stupid criminals everywhere, although it does seem like most of the most outrageous crime stories seem to come from Florida. But trust me, Texas has plenty of stupid criminal stories of their own. 

Some of the Dumbest Criminals from Texas 

What is amazing to me is how many people made this list who essentially told on themselves for committing the crime. I guess that is an easy way to end up on the list of dumbest criminals. 

Let’s check out the list now. 

 

The 7 Dumbest Criminals in Texas History

Texas has its share of stories featuring criminals whose antics land them in the "dumbest criminals" hall of fame. Here are some of the most bizarre cases:

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Alcohol Involved in Dumb Criminal Stories from Texas 

While I had zero involvement with any of these dumb crime stories, I do wonder how many of these “genius” criminals were under the influence when committing these crimes. 

It seems like you would have to be drunk or high to be this dumb. 

Let this be a lesson to everyone reading this, don’t commit crimes when you’re under the influence. Although it’s always best to never commit a crime in the first place. 

Texas Police Will Always Make Dumb Criminals Pay the Price 

It doesn’t matter whether you’re a dumb criminal or someone considered more intelligent, you should never break the law, especially in Texas. Law enforcement in the Lone Star State doesn’t give anyone a break, you will be held responsible for your actions. 

Let this be your warning, act right in Texas, or you will pay the price.  

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