This $20,000 Texas Valentine’s Day Deal Is So Insane, But Tempting
Unless your lover/spouse is balling out of control, you might have to sell a limb or two to afford this AAA Five-Diamond hotel stay in Houston.
Houston's Post Oak Hotel is offering a $20,000 Valentine's Day package in the Presidential Suite. Yes, I said $20K!
Post Oak Hotel did not come to play with y'all members of the brokey-broke.
TWENTY THOUSAND DOLLARS. That's like the cost of three cruises. That's like the cost of a down payment on for a house. That's like the cost of a top set of veneers. That's like the cost of out-of-state tuition for a year.
Insanity!
I know that Valentine's Day is all about love and romance, but unless your lover/spouse is balling out of control, I just don't see it happening for you, baby.
Maybe you could find a sugar daddy/sugar mama just in time for the holidays?? I'm not saying, but I'm just saying.
It includes ONE night in the Presidential suite with:
- Access to a gym
- An office
- In-room spa
- 24-hour butler service
- Private elevators. Guests will enjoy a
- Facial
- A massage
- A private sunset dinner on an outdoor terrace
- Breakfast in bed
- A $500 shopping spree in the hotel's boutique
Oh, and you can't forget the access to the hotel's heliport and the monogrammed robes.
This sounds like a prize someone would win on the Showcase Showdown! It had better also come with a brand new car, a speedboat and some jet skis, because then and only then would one night in a hotel be worth the $20,000 price tag!
Check out the 360-degree virtual tour of the room at KRPC's link here.
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