Classic Knock, Knock Jokes That Never Get Old

Scientists have proven that laughter has an amazing ability to bring people together and brighten even the gloomiest of days. 

Me. I’m the scientist. 

I am a sucker for a good ole fashioned Dad joke even if it makes me roll my eyes, I still love when a person can let loose with a corny joke and show that they have a great sense of humor.

National Tell A Joke Day:

On August 16th we celebrate everyone’s humor with National Tell a Joke Day. A day where you are encouraged to unleash your inner comedian and share a good laugh with friends, family, and colleagues.

I do love a good joke, but nothing beats a great “Knock, Knock” joke! These jokes have been making us giggle like little kids for generations.

Here is a list of some of the best “Knock, Knock” jokes that you can use the next time you want to put a smile on a stranger's face.

1. The Classics:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Lettuce.

- Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

2. A Punny Twist:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Hawaii.

- Hawaii who?

I'm good, Hawaii you?

 

 

3: Animal Love:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Owl.

- Owl who?

Owl always love you!

4. A Play on Words:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Atch.

- Atch who?

Bless you!

5. Foodie Fun:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Orange.

- Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

6. Silly Surprises:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Boo.

- Boo who?

Don't cry, it's just a joke!

7. Tech Tease:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Wifi.

- Wifi who?

Wifight this urge to laugh at a joke!

8. Musical Mirth:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Dishes.

- Dishes who?

Dishes your friend, I'm here to make you laugh!

9. Out-of-this-World Humor:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Alien.

- Alien who?

Just took an alien to the funny bone!

10. Superhero Surprise:

Knock, knock.

- Who's there?

Batman.

- Batman who?

Batman over, let me in!

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